You know that carpet bag thing in Mary Poppins that she pulls a lamp and other stuff out of? I don’t think it was a joke in any way, women’s handbags often seem like different worlds, it’s like reaching down into Narnia.

The only time men ever get to look is when they’re requested to just “grab something” out of there, like it’s a simple task, I can never find anything! What makes it worse is my wife can never find anything either, you can almost guarantee to not get a phone call answered and be called back shortly afterwards with apologies for the phone being somewhere in her bag.