220 - Horoscopes
I am amazed that these things are still around and people are making money from them. It’s basically making up vague nonsense, recounting where planets and stars are in the sky and telling people that it relates to their future.
219 - Trying to turn to a nonexistent page
There you are reading through a book or your favourite magazine and the damn pages won’t turn properly, you moisten your finger and thumb and to no avail. That next page just won’t separate. Then you check the page numbers and realise that there isn’t a page there, you’re turning from page 10 to 11 and trying to access some mythical page 10.5.