June 2010
4 posts
94 - Pausing mid game
There are certain rules and etiquette that you should really follow when playing computer games with your friends. One of them is that you don’t just pause the game without so much as a quick heads up for your mate.
Pausing at a vital part of the game is even worse - just as someone is playing a glorious through ball in Pro Evo for example. It’ll quickly wind everyone up.
93 - Conveyor belt toasters
Toast seems to be a constant source of irritation and I’ve never been happy with those toasters you get in hotels. You put it on the conveyor belt and off it goes, sliding out at the bottom still looking like a piece of bread. So you put it through again to see it roll out cremated. It’s infuriating when you can see in and see the toast burning but are powerless to do anything, however...
92 - Dipping your tie in food
Especially troublesome when you are eating soup or something with lots of sauce, there is an upside if you manage to save it before you transfer your food to your shirt as you can then at least go tie-less.
It’s a problem that I should imagine befalls the occasional tie wearer rather than the regular one as surely someone who wears a tie all the time gets use to the pitfalls...
91 - When you realise friends you introduced now...
It’s a bit petty, childish and a bit of jealousy but there’s always that “hey what about me?” feeling when you realise that two friends from separate walks of life, who were introduced by you, are suddenly arranging things together themselves and you’re no longer the conduit for their meeting up.